Serious question inside LQQK

[Reason]

If zombies attacked, what would be your weapon of choice??

[Wiscon_Mark]

Cricket bat. Unlimited ammo, blunt & sharp option, strong but not too heavy.

And Shaun of the Dead.

[Thomistopheles]

Out of that list, I'm most familiar with the AK platform. Easy to keep it running, plentiful ammo, and more accurate than people make them out to be. It'd either be that or a mossberg 590a1.

[Bookem]

It was a close call for me between the "ma duece" (M2 50 cal) for the sheer destruction, but a saw 249 is way more mobile so I'd have to go with that.

Edit: if there's Zombies I don't think there's any rules on how many weapons you can carry so I'd go for one saw 249 and two, I repeat two AA-12 shotguns.

[GTDrifter]

My 9mm with silencer for primary and a machette for my secondary. silence is the best tool. since all those options make a lot of noise which will only attract more zombies and essentially get you killed....zombie survival guide FTW

[B's Legacy Wagon]

I really liked the saw m-249 when i was in the marines. it had decent range and a high rate of fire for those sheer number of zonbie situations.not ot mention the 200-250 ammo. dont have to worry about reloads.
Second weapon i am not sure it would work(dispatching zombies ) but possibly a flame thrower??

[HokieSubie]

I'm going to be "that guy"....a subaru legacy :smt025 ! Preferably a wagon (more surface area to swing the back end into).

Actually related to the question, I'd go with some sort of shotty.

[SilverSuby]

Go to FPS Russia's (go on youtube and look if you don't know who he is) house and have him help you decide...
-Logan

[Wiscon_Mark]

I really liked the saw m-249 when i was in the marines. it had decent range and a high rate of fire for those sheer number of zonbie situations.not ot mention the 200-250 ammo. dont have to worry about reloads.
Second weapon i am not sure it would work(dispatching zombies ) but possibly a flame thrower??

How heavy is the M249? It's my favorite weapon on COD4.

[Huffer]

I choose the entire cast of DOA for my protective bodyguard army. Just sayin'.

[Bookem]

[quote="B's Legacy Wagon":hbxelzi1]I really liked the saw m-249 when i was in the marines. it had decent range and a high rate of fire for those sheer number of zonbie situations.not ot mention the 200-250 ammo. dont have to worry about reloads.
Second weapon i am not sure it would work(dispatching zombies ) but possibly a flame thrower??

How heavy is the M249? It's my favorite weapon on COD4.[/quote:hbxelzi1]

It's been nine years since I have carried an m249, they were around 20 pounds but felt lighter as they were balance fairly well.

[dodik]

^^ plus a couple magazines it will be quite a bit more than 20lbs. iirc 200 round mag is around 10lb by itself

i'd go for ak-74m w/ gp-30, and a nice utility axe

[Dead91silvia]

AA-12... nuff said...

Watch and see why... Oh, and a 9mm side arm... and a fully armored and lifted Forester... :grin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c

[Garrison]

I've done a considerable amount of thinking on this, and my choice is easy. Crowbar

Silent
Pragmatic
Sturdy

Guns are just going to attract more of the hoard.

[Reason]

I should have been more specific. What if you were a hit squad hunting zombies.

[Huffer]

^^ Ninjas!

[Wiscon_Mark]

I've done a considerable amount of thinking on this, and my choice is easy. Crowbar

Silent
Pragmatic
Sturdy

And slippery. If you're being mobbed, it's too easy to drop.

That's why cricket bat :grin:

[Huffer]

^^ in all honesty, a cricket bat is too thick and eventually the wood will compress and you're left with a non-slice-able device - which would mean every strike would need to be an immediate kill...

A machete and a butcher's pick would work great as a combo; providing you know how to parry with a hook.

[Reason]

:M16, ammo easy to get, 3 round burst. Silencer? And a nice supply of grenades for fun.

[greenspeed]

Hide away in a shelter for a few months, let all the retards kill themselves off, and walk out like nothing happened....can that be an option?

[Odycee]

Numchuk is my weapon, never runs out of ammo with continuous brain popping!

[Garrison]

Hide away in a shelter for a few months, let all the retards kill themselves off, and walk out like nothing happened....can that be an option?
My thoughts exactly.



Is blood non-disease carrying in our hypothetical scenario? Cause we're all gonna be a bit messy.

[greenspeed]

Hide away in a shelter for a few months, let all the retards kill themselves off, and walk out like nothing happened....can that be an option?
My thoughts exactly.



Is blood non-disease carrying in our hypothetical scenario? Cause we're all gonna be a bit messy.


Valid what if, there's too many variable in this simulations, have to know the baselines before preceding with a hypothetical answer, there's too much at stake

[Huffer]

Yes, dealing with a hypothetical situation with hypothetical hard data is always the best way. ;)

[greenspeed]

Yes, dealing with a hypothetical situation with hypothetical hard data is always the best way. ;)


See knew you'd see me eye to eye on this... :smt028