weonlylivetodie
12-14-2006, 02:09 PM
I recieved an email from a friend who asked if I posted this in a dodge interpid forum, not that i would ever set foot/internet connection in one of those. now i realize this isn't about legacys but its still about subies and i thought it was funny/somewhat true and decided to share....sorry if this has been posted already i did a search and couldn't find it....
you know you own an impreza when...
1. you dont understand why people get stuck in the snow
2. you think your car sounds better than a muscle car
3. you hope it rains the day of autocrosses
4. you go faster on the on ramp then you do on the freeway
5. you know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them
6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes
7. you forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn
8. you understand that 300 whp is the perfect number
9. you dont notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry
10. you hate that the gas cap doesnt have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel
11. people ask you if the hood scoop does anything
12. you've made fun of a friends bugeye for having neon headlights
13. your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having neon headlights
14. you like the color cherry blossom red, but not pink
15. you know what 555 means
16. you look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now
17. when you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot
18. you concentrate more on the tach then the speedo
19. you think the S202 is the hottest car ever
20. you dont understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect
21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust
22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru
23. anything more than 18" rims are rediculous
24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud)
25. all other imports think they have to prove something to you
26. you dont have a cigarette lighter
27. you know that COBB isnt what corn comes on
28. if you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing
29. you know Rota makes good wheels
30. your never done modding your car
31. you dream about getting your car painted flat black
32. everyone breaks their necks staring at your car
33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics ect
34. you consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year
35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame
36. you forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone
37. people think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first
38. you think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb.
39. you log onto NASIOC everyday
40. you dont know what real understeer feels like
41. you have Legacy envy :twisted:
you know you own an impreza when...
1. you dont understand why people get stuck in the snow
2. you think your car sounds better than a muscle car
3. you hope it rains the day of autocrosses
4. you go faster on the on ramp then you do on the freeway
5. you know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them
6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes
7. you forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn
8. you understand that 300 whp is the perfect number
9. you dont notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry
10. you hate that the gas cap doesnt have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel
11. people ask you if the hood scoop does anything
12. you've made fun of a friends bugeye for having neon headlights
13. your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having neon headlights
14. you like the color cherry blossom red, but not pink
15. you know what 555 means
16. you look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now
17. when you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot
18. you concentrate more on the tach then the speedo
19. you think the S202 is the hottest car ever
20. you dont understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect
21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust
22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru
23. anything more than 18" rims are rediculous
24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud)
25. all other imports think they have to prove something to you
26. you dont have a cigarette lighter
27. you know that COBB isnt what corn comes on
28. if you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing
29. you know Rota makes good wheels
30. your never done modding your car
31. you dream about getting your car painted flat black
32. everyone breaks their necks staring at your car
33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics ect
34. you consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year
35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame
36. you forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone
37. people think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first
38. you think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb.
39. you log onto NASIOC everyday
40. you dont know what real understeer feels like
41. you have Legacy envy :twisted: