Let me introduce myself,

[SlowLeg]

Hello, my name is peet, i own a 98 L sedan in dark blue (like mettalic ridge pearl or some crap like that). I must admit it is pretty slow being a EJ22 matched with a 4eat. But in a expensive and slow process i hope i to reverse it's problem. I have a Borla header and a Rallitek (ram air) intake. Yet theese modifications make the car run really lean in the lower rpm range, so i think i may purchase a S-AFC. It has rims off a 05 Forester XT which really look nice on the car. I use the car as my daily driver/pizza delivery/RallyX car. Well thats me.

[Reason]

I can only imagine how slow the 2.2 4EAT is. I have a 2.5 4EAT and that thing is pretty sluggish at the start. Once it's moving though it just wants to go.

Welcome to SLi

[2deadlegs]

my 93 sedan has the 4EAT...can you say snail on wheels. My 90 wagon with the 5MT will sit there and roast the tires for good amount of time.

[2deadlegs]

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever

[gator gt]

what the???

when did this become karaoke night?


Welcome to the club none the less slowleg. Got any pics?

GGT

[2deadlegs]

Reason knows why I did what I did....if you like rap music in the 90's you would know too.

[Reason]

Reason knows why I did what I did....if you like rap music in the 90's you would know too.

Digital Underground- Humpty Dance!

[2deadlegs]

but there is more to it....

Can anyone figure it out.

[Reason]

I have the CD, but if I'm too lazy to fix mt tail lights, why would I listen to the CD ? :D

[2deadlegs]

Lazy ass.....

[Reason]

Hell right, I'm working off of 3 hours of sleep and just been riding 5 hours on a motorcycle and I'm burnt. You damn straight I'm going to be lazy. It's like a million degrees outside.

Lets stay on subject people, welcome to SLi :wink:

[Wiscon_Mark]

goddamn, way to whore up his welcome thread! Coming from me!!!! You ought to be ashamed of yourself :smt011

Welcome to the site, Slowleg, come to the good side (5MT!) :D

[gator gt]

Peet introduces himself with hello, my name is...
Humpty introduces himself with hello, my name is...

I is used at the beginning of everyone of Peet's sentences.
I is used at the beginning of everyone of Humpty's sentences.


Anymore correlation than that, and I'm lost on it.

Cute, 2DL, real cute. Someone has some excess time...don't we? :lol:


GGT


(I REALLY hope you pasted and copied that, and didn't transcribe that from the CD liner.....)

[2deadlegs]

I'll have yall know that someone at work got fired so I am filling in for them. Therefore I have less time on my hands than usual.

Here was what I was aiming for when I started whoring up this thread...

The song goes...

Just let me introduce myself,
my name is humpty
pronounced with an umpty


Get it? Get it?

[pdawg]

Pay no attention to the man behind the strippers,

Welcome to the site.

[Wiscon_Mark]

Pay no attention to the man behind the strippers,

Welcome to the site.

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043

[2deadlegs]

Jealousy and envy run deep on this site...can you tell?

[SlowLeg]

Thanks for the meaningless hija.... i mean serenade
I have some rallyX pictures here (http://rallitek.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1030&highlight=RallyX)
Sorry to have to cross post, but i cant seem to post the pics here.

[Wiscon_Mark]

Thanks for the meaningless hija.... i mean serenade

Hit it on the head :lol:

No, envy and jealousy don't run deep, we just kid each other. Again, welcome. :D